Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Confused!



Don’t you just love the English language?

* The bandage was wound around the wound.

* The farm was used to produce produce.

* The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse

* We must polish the Polish furniture.

* He could lead if he would get the lead out.

* The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

* A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

* When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

* I did not object to the object.

* The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

* There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

* They were too close to the door to close it.

* The buck does funny things when the does are present.

* A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

* To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

* The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

* After a number of injections my jaw got number.

* Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

* I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

* How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

* Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

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