Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Dictionary.... 2!

COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!


CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read!



CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Dictionary!


TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power
is defeated by feminine water-power!


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece!


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes
of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing
through the minds of either!



CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one
end and a fool at the other!

Sunday, April 12, 2009