Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Dictionary.... 4

MISER:

A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

POLITICIAN:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later!


BOSS:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!


FATHER:

A banker provided by nature!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Another Thought For The Day....


Hi, Don't Forget My Share!

Happiness is.........

The Dictionary.... 3


YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!

DIPLOMAT:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip!


EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes!

ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!

SMILE:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight!