TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power
is defeated by feminine water-power!
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece!
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes
of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing
through the minds of either!
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one
end and a fool at the other!
1 comment:
I like the lecture definition... So true.
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